2008-2009 BULLETIN
M No 3039 March 9
Venue:

Ravendale Community Sports Centre

Time: 6.00pm for 6.30pm
Topic:

TBA [Committee meetings to follow]

Introduction:  
Thanks:  
Attendance: Greg Jones, Glenn Karutz
Fellowship:

Jim Kay, Murray Lubcke

Banners: Mike Leech
 

It was great to hear from Craig and Jan Rogasch last week, who gave an amazing presentation about  the Rotary Youth Driver Awareness (RYDA) Program.

It is very important that we make every effort to support this opportunity to reinforce driver awareness amongst our younger members of our community. This program will certainly address this with the assistance of schools and police and the local driver instructors on Lower Eyre Peninsula. Having contacted some likely sponsors in Port Lincoln, we are very hopeful that we will have the enthusiasm to get this program fully prepared for Colin West to proceed with, during his term of office in 2010/11

As I write this piece this week I am staying at Nyroca under the Wardenship of Malcolm Schluter and his redoubtable Roslyn, with a few other adults including John and Louise Clements from Mawson Lakes Rotary Club (formerly members of RC of Pt Augusta) and Greg and Karen Patterson. Along with Jackie we are all members of the D9500 Youth exchange committee and are hosting the current inbound students at Nyroca for their annual surfing weekend.

It is great to be with these young people and share their experience of another part of Australia, learning new and exciting things. For quite a few years now our club and the Pt Augusta Club have been sharing some of the cost for this venture to happen for the students. It’s certainly very rewarding for all the participants.

This week we have committee meetings, and amongst all the other issues you might be considering, I ask you all to think about assisting with the instigation of the RYDA program and offer your services to John Myers and Neville Will, RYDA Coordinator to get this project off the ground.

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Thank you from Anne Whillas
 
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These days people seek knowledge, not wisdom. Knowledge is of the past, wisdom is of the future.” — Vernon Cooper

 
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Club meetings held weekly at the Ravendale Community Sporting Complex,
Port Lincoln Tuesday 6.00 pm for 6.30 pm
Leave of absence
Leo Stewart — indefinite
Lloyd Burgess — indefinite
John Hancox — indefinite
Chris Stone — July 21, to May 4, 2010
Celebrations
Birthdays

March 10 — Dianne Gillies

March 12 — Tresna Hancox

Wedding Anniversaries

March 9 — Gary & Shirley Riley 31 yrs

March 12 — Jim & Marilyn Kay 44 yrs
Club Anniversaries

March 9 — Allan Burrows 11 yrs

 

THANKS FROM ANNE WHILLAS

Thank you from the family and me to all those ladies who helped at Peter’s life celebration on Friday at the Golf Club. It was a wonderful day made so much easier for us knowing that our guests were being looked after.

Cheers

Anne Whillas

11 Southwater Drive

PO Box 16, Port Lincoln, SA 5606

Tel/Fax (08) 8683 4838

Email: pjwhillas@bigpond.com


Questions in need of an answer

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?


Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they already know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

 

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

 

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?


If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?


Why is it that no matter what colour bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?


Is there ever a day that mattresses  are not on sale?


Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?


Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?


Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?


How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?


When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'


Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?


In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?


How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?


The four way test
Of the things we think, say or do:
Is it the truth?
Is it fair to all concerned?
Will it build goodwill and better friendships?
Will it be beneficial to all concerned?

Invocation:

For food, faith and fellowship and every opportunity of service we give you thanks O’Lord.