2008-2009 BULLETIN
M No 3018 September 29
Venue:

Ravendale Sporting Complex

Time: 6.00pm for 6.30pm
Topic:

Group Study Exchange [LN]

Introduction: Noel Welfare
Thanks: Jim Kay
Attendance: Ron Carey, Kevin Wiebrecht
Fellowship:

Greg Jones, Juri Berzins

Banners: Greg Honeychurch
 

Last week Chris Mesecke ( DECS) gave us an interesting presentation about the “Trade schools of the Future”. It was really about some ‘Back to the Future’ ideas, with a different angle on the old Technical High Schools, being a strong influence through the practical aspects of trades and education for young people. The new methods are a far cry from what most of us knew, way back when, and will certainly assist today’s students from year 10 commencing a part time trade education outside the school environment, and attaining appropriate trade accreditation prior to achieving Yr 12 and leaving school.

Friday 25 September from about 9.30am till about 4.00pm was nothing short of a disaster for the Leukaemia Foundation’s ‘Light the Night’ organisers and local support people, including us Rotarians! I think all of us will remember it for quite a while! Weather was far from ideal in the morning but gale force westerlies forced us to dismantle the 5 marquees and lighting etc, in mid afternoon, when things just got too dangerous to proceed. The function was cancelled at the foreshore and shifted to the Croatian Club. Everyone set up all over again, but remarkably the event still remained on the original time schedule’.Many thanks go to the Croatian Club for making their facilities available at short notice.  An expected crowd of approx 350 attended and enjoyed a most memorable occasion and the catering as well; BBQ by Rotarians and partners, the cake and coffee by Dragons Abreast members and the cool drinks by the Apexians. In the end the ‘community affair’ was very much appreciated by the organisers, who realised that it was the determination of our collective communities that made the event a reality, despite the extreme weather conditions.I would like to express my gratitude to all those Rotarians, and others who were coerced, who not only helped erect the marquees in difficult conditions, but came back later by request at very short notice, to help dismantle everything,  in really dreadful gales, rain and hail. A job well done and much appreciated!   This week we look forward to welcoming and hosting the GSE Team from D1150 in Wales from Tuesday through to Friday. Their Team leader is Stephen Best and team members are Carly Bowd, Kathryn Markey, Claire Hollings and Jacqui Llewellyn. All Rotarians and partners are invited to welcome the team at the airport 12.35pm Tuesday, and also attend our normal dinner meeting that evening, when the GSE Team will give us a short presentation. They will have vocational visits on Wednesday morning and in the evening a meal will be provided with plenty of our Club’s fellowship at the Glovers from 6.00pm (pooled tea–please contact Margaret Glover before Tuesday,  if you would like to attend).

The GSE Team’s hosts have organised a 4WD trip on Thursday from Sleaford to Wanna- 10.30am to 4.30 pm, with lunch in the dunes. If you have a 4WD, or you would like to come along too, please let Mike Leech or myself know on Tuesday night. On Friday we take them to the D9500 Conference at Kadina, where they will be hosted by the Maitland Rotary Club.

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Club meetings held weekly at the Ravendale Community Sporting Complex,
Port Lincoln Tuesday 6.00 pm for 6.30 pm
Leave of absence
Leo Stewart— indefinite
Lloyd Burgess — indefinite
John Hancox — indefinite
Scott Stenson — June 11-Oct 30
Ian Phillips — July 21 to late October
David Forbes – June 11-September 30
Bob Sorensen — July 1 to mid October
Dave Gillies — August 18 to Sept. 29
Chris Stone — July 21, to May 4, 2010
Noel Jenkins – September 1 to October 31
Allan Burrows – September 23 to October 29
Celebrations
Birthdays

Sept  28— Glenn Barnett, Anne Whillas

Sept 30 — Rosemary Lubcke
Oct 1 — Chris Burrows
Oct 3 — Craig Faulkhead
Wedding Anniversaries
Sept 30 — Murray & Rosemary Lubcke, 48 yrs
Sept 30 — Colin & Dianne West, 31 yrs
Oct 3 — Des & Helen Pinson, 39 yrs
Club Anniversary
Oct 1 — Bob Sorensen 21 yrs

 




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HOW THEY STORED CANNON BALLS ABOARD SHIP

It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen. Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations, called, for reasons unknown, a Monkey. But if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the
rusting problem was to make them of brass - hence, Brass Monkeys. Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey. Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
And all this time, you thought that was just a vulgar expression, didn't you?


Now this is a dog!


How do you like my boots

A retired couple, Margaret and Kevin, moved to Tamworth .
Kevin always wanted a pair of R.M. WILLIAMS boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. 
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?' 
Margaret looked him over. 'No Darl.' 
Frustrated, Kevin stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for new R.M. Williams boots. 
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?' 
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Kevin, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow, 'cause its always that way' 
Furious, Kevin yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET? DO YOU?' 
'No Darl', she replied. 
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT ME NEW R.M. WILLIAMS BOOTS!!!!' 
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 
'Shoulda bought a hat, Kevin.  Shoulda bought a hat.' 


The four way test
Of the things we think, say or do:
Is it the truth?
Is it fair to all concerned?
Will it build goodwill and better friendships?
Will it be beneficial to all concerned?

Invocation:

For food, faith and fellowship and every opportunity of service we give you thanks O’Lord.